What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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