- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

womens rights

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What? Why?

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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