What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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