2 + 2 = 4

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

women rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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