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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

whats one plus one penis

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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