Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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YOU

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Anti Joke

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