- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Anti Joke

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