Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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