- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

to get to the other side.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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