- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

H o m o comes out as homo

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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