What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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TRICERATOPS!

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what's up? my penis.

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Women's Rights.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Once upon a time

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