i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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