- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Nero, sure you are okay?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What is life? Paul.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

i'm hard

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