- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Hi what I lug you

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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