- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

I LIKE TRAINS

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Coldpaly is a good band

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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