Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What does water taste like? Water

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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