What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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