A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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