- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

whats black and strange a paki

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

If i open this door you can go trough it

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

WHO WANTS SOW????

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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