why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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