What's the difference between a duck?

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What comes after 23? 24.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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I just drank a cola.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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