- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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You know whats better than 24? 25

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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