Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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tommy is retared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Womens rights

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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