- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

charlie sheen losing

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

im a dragon, no im not

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.