A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Once upon a time

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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