whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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