- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Black people.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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