- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife made me a sandwich

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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