- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

I have a gay camel

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

what's black and can't swim?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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