- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

womens rights

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

say cheese

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Hail Heetluh

Jayden Eccles

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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