knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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MAKE

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Whats green? The color green.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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British Dentistry

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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