What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Winter

thumb_up thumb_down +18

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

thumb_up thumb_down +18

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops