- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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