I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Women's rights

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

the economy.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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