I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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