a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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