- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A person from Singapore eats

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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