What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Darude- Sandstorm

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THE GAME.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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breasts

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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