Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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no pun intended

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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