Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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I have a gay camel

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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