Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Anti Joke

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