- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

John Stamos.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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