What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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