- Anti Joke

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender