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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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the WNBA

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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