- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

This sentence is a lie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Cancer.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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