why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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