- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A blonde walked into a bar.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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