Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Penis.

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