- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

how may i help you

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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