Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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