two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Bob Saget

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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mark lawson likes boys

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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People with cancer.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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