Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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