- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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