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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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