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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

This sentance contains three errers

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Your Mom!!!

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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