How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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what's black and can't swim?

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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