The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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