- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

ded on boomer and aodddan

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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