Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

everyone dislike this

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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