balls

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Winter

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Help I'm being raped!

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What is a chair?

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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