What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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