So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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I have aids

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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balls

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