- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Asians

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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