BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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