A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Hail Heetluh

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Dislike this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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sharks

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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