Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

You idiot thats 9 letters

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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