- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Women

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Obama

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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