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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Women's Rights Movement

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped