Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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