A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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what did the farmer do? plant

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Jake. Walsh.

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Knock, Knock ...

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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