Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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