Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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