Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Women's Rights

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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White men's rights

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Elizabeth Warren

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Justin Bieber

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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