- Anti Joke

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.