- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Obama

Do you love me? No.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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