- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

whats black and white? a zebra

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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