- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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